nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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lycanboots:

nerdy-hannah42:

nefertsukia:

disneyprincessalexia:

thehufflepufffromgallifrey:

I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.

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Christ on a bike!

i cAN’T BRHREATEH

*poof* there goes my childhood…

I THOUGHT THE QUILT HAD SLIPPED DOWN OR SOMETHING

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spork:

I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade 

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"When you love someone, it’s a page. You read it once and then it’s done. When you’re in love, it’s a novel. You’re invested. It’s your favorite story—and although you’ve read it before, you’ll keep reading it, just so you can experience it all over again."
- Da’Shaun Charmin (50shadesofacceptance)

(Source: 50shadesofacceptance, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)